memoirs of a thug
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this will never not be hilarious to me
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fuck my life
this is my favorite thing in the world rn
is this what a tumblr meetup looks like
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this is my hole. it was made for me.
NO FUCK THIS POST ENTIRELY!
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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comforting people emotionally is so difficult like i can’t stick an IV in them and administer instant depression relieving drugs because as far as i know they dont exist (i guess dilaudid or morphine dont really count). sorry friends i will try to fix you but idk if i can do a good job.